May 2013
A Gordon Ramsay poem
gordonramsaypoetry:
All of your risottos are the worst risottos I’ve ever met.
les didascalies: tooyoungforthelivingdead:... →
tooyoungforthelivingdead:
Exercise doesn’t help depression, study concludes
A study into whether physical activity alleviates the symptoms of depression has found there is no benefit. Research published in the British Medical Journal suggests that adding a physical activity…
how do some people describe how they’re feeling so easily i can’t even order mcdonalds without fucking up
Enjolras: Is it just a game, for rich young boys to play?
Marius: But you're richer than m-
Enjolras: THE COLOURS OF THE WORLD ARE CHANGING DAY BY DAAAAAAAAAAY
brigwife:
why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit
easier to spell
all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating
why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius
it isn’t
cnnbreaking:
when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results
abarestorytotell:
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
ludwig-weilschmidt:
WHEN YOU TRY TO PUSH YOUR GLASSES UP BUT END UP ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHING THE LENS AND MAKING IT DIRTY
westerosi-wholocked:
Question 1) Have you ever fucked a piece of fruit? Question 2) Was it a melon?
mvtk42:
This is such a wonderful character: well-rounded, determined, realistic, and strong. ◡‿◡✿
I want to see what it takes to break them. ⊙‿⊙✿
“One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most...”
– Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine (via galifianafuck)
#oh my god #I am laughing so hard #I’m reading this thinking there was going to be some meaningful expression about society at the end#but no #it’s just the life and times of benny’s socks (via theblueboxonbakerstreet)
Denmark
katyissuperwholocked:
superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock:
You are allowed to drink when you’re 16.
You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18.
You receive free education.
You receive economic support while studying.
You enjoy free hospitalization.
You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.
Don’t forget 18 weeks of government-mandated paid maternity leave!
